No. Just No. 

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07/17/2018 at 19:53 • Filed to: Planelopnik

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FFS Donald wants to replace the iconic paint job on Air Force One. I’ve  been lucky enough to be up close with the 757s that wear that paint and it is gorgeous. Respectable and bright. I try really hard not to get tied up in the swirl of outrage that follows this person, but it is like painting the White House an nice shade of red or adding some flourishes to the Mona Lisa. Just no.

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:06

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one of the perks when you can get yourself elected prez of the USA...


Kinja'd!!! McMike > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:10

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I read in another article that there were going to be fancy pluming fixtures just like his own plane.

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Any word if there will be any Golden shower nozzles?


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:14

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Oh this is  totally happening

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > wafflesnfalafel
07/17/2018 at 20:17

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Who, Putin?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:24

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He called Loewy’s design “Jackie Kennedy colors.” We'll see what the Air Force has to say about it. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:27

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Always thought the livery on the 757s just doesn’t look as good. Too simplified, and with  sharper angles.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:29

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He’ll just put his hair on it


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:30

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Th e current livery is like a nice suit and tie. I feel the next won't quite have the same sort of dignity. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > wafflesnfalafel
07/17/2018 at 20:31

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Well, the Air Force has traditionally consulted with the sitting president on new presidential aircraft. Ronald and Nancy Reagan picked out the s outhwestern inspired interior scheme for the current 747s, which, despite a slight redecoration under Bush 43, has remained basically intact.

Not sure if changing the livery was discussed at that time, but, since the two older 707s were going to stay in service alongside the new 747s, sticking with the old paintjob was definitely the easiest way to maintain fleet uniformity. This is the first time that basically all of the primary presidential jets are being replaced at the same time, which could have something to do with it.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/17/2018 at 20:31

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Nah... his plane is kinda boring looking. The trumpster needs something spicier!  

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:41

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Gold or Orange?


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > My citroen won't start
07/17/2018 at 20:44

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Both most likely. 


Kinja'd!!! John-Palazzo > My citroen won't start
07/17/2018 at 20:58

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*and


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 20:58

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How many times is his name going to appear on it?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 21:28

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Maybe this design is more to his liking. He did say it would be red, white and blue. 


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 21:42

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I hope it’s half pearl/half bass boat black with flames in the front. Also mount .50 cals on  there.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 22:10

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I hope he puts his face on it!


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 22:12

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Why don't we paint it to look like a NASCAR? Our government is basically for sale to the highest bidders anyway...


Kinja'd!!! nermal > f86sabre
07/17/2018 at 22:22

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He needs to attract the minority vote in order to win re-election in 2020.

The only way to do that is by converting AF1 into SoulPlane. Complete with spinnerz and hydraulic bouncies.

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
07/17/2018 at 22:35

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How do you paint a plane to look like an association? (Sorry, pet peeve of mine.)


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > McMike
07/17/2018 at 22:42

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Golden shower nozzles, you mean Russian hookers right?


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > ttyymmnn
07/17/2018 at 22:59

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How many Generals of the Air Force do you think will have to resign before he'd find one that would change the livery? 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > His Stigness
07/17/2018 at 23:36

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He’ll get his way regardless. He’s the Commander in Chief. 


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > interstate366, now In The Industry
07/18/2018 at 09:47

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NASCAR car looks and sounds terrible though. However correct it might be.